December 2009
58 posts
“What Seth? Do you think you’re cool with your jewfro?”
– - 40 year old virgin (via joyaesthetic)
Oh my god. I just got why this is funny. That happened last night. wow.
This Snow is the Best Thing for Norfolk.
As I watched my brother and dad slowly grew a small group of people that all helped each other clear the driveways all down the street. It was amazing and uplifting to see so many people coming together to do good! It might have taken all day, but what else was there to do? People cant get out and do stuff anyway and its better than sitting and watching tv. Plus this snow kept families in and...
My mom told me that our neighbor snow blowed his...
(via choisissions)
lol thats nothing my dad and brother blew our driveway for two hours and went over to one of our neighbors. They did there driveway and continued down the street. It slowly grew to a whole group of people helping each other out. This storm is a great thing!
Oh shit
joyaesthetic:
Malaika just cut her ankle open on one of her Christmas presents. It is an extremely deep cut and may require stiches and of course the weather is horrible. Lord, help us.
is she ok?!!!
joyaesthetic:
I just heard santa’s sleigh bells outside emily’s house.
Ha Ha I was going to text you, right after I left your house, I tried to go up Justine’s street and I couldnt make it. So I went backwards down almost that whole entire street! And I think a creepy guy watched the whole thing happen… most embarrassing thing ever!
You ignite my love.
Its times like these that Im a little surprised. Walking around skyview talking about everything… you are the only guy I could spend hours talking to. Levi, I will miss you so much! Every time I think love is not possible for me, you surprise me with a text or something amazing. You are the only one that could convince me to date again. I cant wait to talk to you more this break! And hang...
In response to my previous post.
Reading that over I sound almost crazy. What happened to me? I used to have it all together and was ready and open to any kind of relationship. Wow, he really screwed me up. Papa please heal me!
Wow I feel old. THIS IS NOT OK WITH ME!
One of my old best friends from high school will be having a baby in the next year (congrats Alycia!) and another is now engaged (congrats Kaity!). Not to mention an ex-boyfriend has already been engaged, but that didnt work out and I have already finished my first semester of college. When did all this happen? Last time I thought I was a little girl dreaming up who I wanted to be, not actually...
Face in pain.
So Mon I got my braces tightened and two shots. Fml. now both arms are sore and I cant go a day without 4 excedrin migraine-twice the dosage you are supposed to take. But he has been calling, and I am doing some major self repair and getting closer to Papa! Its a hard journey but my God is showing himself in ways I never knew! If you would like to hang over break, text me! I have plenty of time....
Christmas Break
I just took a 6 hour nap after church. Christmas Break=glorious. Plus, I found out that I have less than $1942 left to fundraise out of $4000 for my trip to Kenya! Score, score, and double score! Im so happy!!! I think I can do that!
Avatar was awesome.
Critics you must have just been hating on this movie because you werent brilliant enought to execute your dreams as well as this director did. Seriously, put Titanic to shame.
Tonight was a good night.
So we said goodbye to each other and Vermillion tonight. I am pretty sure I found out that it will take A LOT to get me out of my mind drunk because in order to keep my friend from drinking anymore I had about a half a bottle of vodka and coke(mostly vodka) after two shots of vodka, a yaegger bomb, and two mike’s lemonade. This was over a two hour period of time. This isnt counting the...
Rowse casted Winter Play!
justinerules:
I’m so excited/nervous to find out if I got a part, and if I did what part, and what parts other people get! OH BOY(:
The wait sucks. haha
What is the Winter Play?
@ Kenz
lol-a-kedavra:
crown-of-laurel:
How did your paper go? Did anything I suggested help? I hope everything works out! Sounded like a good topic! :) PS are you going to Avatar on fri?
i’M CRAZY RITE NAO, BUT IT IS GOOD NAO AND YES, YOU HELPED AND THANKS AND I THINK I’M GOING TO GO.
Ha Ha the bad news is… it only gets worse. this feeling of sleep deprivation will become your best friend...
Why is there a wrangler in the MUC?
laughteristhecureforlife:
crown-of-laurel:
Im so confused. Cowboys dont go to universities… lol
Yes they do. They go to SDSU!
SDSU doesnt count as a university, you know that! lol
Why is there a wrangler in the MUC?
Im so confused. Cowboys dont go to universities… lol
@ Kenz
How did your paper go? Did anything I suggested help? I hope everything works out! Sounded like a good topic! :) PS are you going to Avatar on fri?
Cats don't catch mice to please God. Afghan...
Help me think of a good title for my paper! My...
mackenziemara:
I’ve gathered all these different sayings and I’m trying to turn them into something I can use:
Four Footed Physician He who lies down with dogs, rises with _____. (something that rhymes with fleas?) You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. His bark is worse than his bite. What’s good for the goose is good for the ______. (something that ryhmes with gander?) Love Thy Neigh-Purr...
Who the eff eats fries with mustard?
choisissions:
(via eleyezee)
sometimes me, but I like bbq sauce better
You also think ketchup is a main entree. I really dont think you count lol
So the chem test I thought I had bombed for sure ended up to be my best grade yet! score! Now I just have to do well on the final and my other finals… scholarship, prepare to be owned! lol good day… plus having lunch with Brett made it ten times better! I have high hopes for that one yet! :) But if not, I know that my relationship with papa (what I have decided to call god) is...
Im about to have my soul ripped out, or something like that.
Doom Day
That would be today with my bio final. I have literally been studying for 48 straight hours and my test isnt until 8-10 pm tonight. You know what I’ll be doing til then? Back to studying bitches!
@ justinerules
PS I love your tumblr pic! its gorgeous in black and white like it is.
Rough draft letter I would like to give to all the...
Dear dumbass drunk-bitch whores,
Could you please stop being so fucking dumb and getting drunk and puking all over the fucking place? I do NOT appreciate waking up on a wonderful sunday morning and trying to find a shower stall that doesnt have a kitten of hair and puke all over the place. YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!! It is ridiculous that while trying to become clean I have to contort my body in order...
Tonight's CSI Opener.
Officer: What happened here?
Horacio: They were vaporized.
Officer: How?!
Horacio: I don't know but it was big.
Horacio, your deadpan presentation of ridiculous lines make me laugh hysterically. seriously.
“nothing bothers the hardy drought tolerant mt Laurel.”
– google
I love that this morning I woke up and thought, "I...
Makes me day. XD
Reblog if you stop the microwave before it hits...
autumnxo:
(via jjudsonn)
Mine beeps anyway. Piece of shit.
FUCK!!!!!!!! I get a call that my house might be...
So in all of the terror of the fact that my house was about to be demolished from that propane tank bullshit my mom called me freaking out cause she couldnt find my dad, had no place to go or vehicle to go anywhere, and she could see smoke from the plant. My dad in a rush because the church, where he was in a meeting, was evacuated and ends up getting in an accident and totaling our van, the only...
what if my thesis for my literary analysis
jjudsonn:
is something about ethnic racism presented in The Great Gatsby?
if you want any feedback from it when you get it figured out you should call me and tell me about it. my research paper was a literary analysis and i got a lot of good tips in the past few weeks. :) good luck!
gLee!!! That was the perfect song.
I love that song so much, and it totally fit the situation. Emma you get your man! Im pretty sure I almost cried twice in that episode. Either I am getting really emotional, or it was just that good. It was just that good.
I love Mercedes's voice. gLee you make me...
Im terrified finals are going to cause me to lose...
joyaesthetic:
Snow day!!!
you know who still has school when all the school systems in the area are closed and people are warned to stay off the roads? USD. yes, we are that hardcore for education. fml.
“Im a little vagina, short and stout,
Here are my fallopian tubes, here are my...”
– Brenan and Laurel (yes its college and we talk nasty things over supper. ps if you didnt get it, its to the tune of “Im a little teapot”)
“My love for blankets transcend everything earthly. Yes, I am a big three year...”
Snow Snow Snow!
First snow for us all year! Score! And a garantee for a date over christmas break, because of a love for winter. Its going to be awesome, a little sledding.. some fort building and snowball fight… hot cocoa. I love winter! Plus now when I walk around with a blanket as I always do, people dont second guess me. lol Favorite season, right now. XD XD XD
Making a cat collage.
kenzburr:
Tomorrow if I have a lot of time. You’ll see.
both last time i saw this and this time i could have sworn this said cat college. Both times i have wanted to ask what that entails lol i think you should make a cat college… Id send abby (my cat) to it lol
I really dislike "fake" Christians
justinerules:
In this I mean those who do love God, but they use him as an excuse for everything in their life, as though they can take NO blame for the mistakes they’ve made. Not everything you do is because God decides it for you. So don’t use him as an excuse, especially in the dating world.
I see lots of people who say “God just doesn’t want me to be with you right now”, and a true...
Someone tells you a secret and tells you not to...
jjudsonn:
justinerules:
reblog if you usually do this.
Does it count if its usually your best friends that already know? but of course you tell your best friend everyone!!
